Hi everyone...this is Jacob. I decided to take a moment of my busy day to explain the best way to help Mommy do chores. I will even include a picture at the end just so you make sure to do it right.
Step 1: Crawl around and smile sweetly. Mommy will think you are cute and will leave you alone for a few minutes.
Step 2: When Mommy steps out of the room, head straight to the plastic container cabinet.
Step 3: Open cabinet. Strategically place plastic containers all over the kitchen. This will help Mommy with her reflexes because if she isn't careful, she will trip on these obstacles.
Step 4: While Mommy is cleaning up the kitchen floor (and grumbling under her breath about how she will NEVER let you near that cabinet again), go into the living room where she is folding laundry.
Step 5: Pull up to the couch. Grab all the hangers and pull them to the floor. Scatter around as you please. Bonus points if you manage to pull down some already-folded laundry as well!
Step 6: Sit up and put on that sweet smile again....Mommy will think you are cute and will grab her camera or phone.
Step 7: Pose for the picture. At the absolute last second, turn and crawl away.....head straight to the plastic cabinet.
Step 8: Repeat steps 1-7....again.....and again.....and again!